Pirmadienis, barakas beveik tusčias, o man atostogos, kurios truks savaitę. Visgi laukia daug darbų, galbūt kelionė ir dviejų artimų žmonių gimtadieniai. Spalio 21 dieną Kotrynai sukaks dvidešimt vieneri (gražu!), o Iiro spalio 22 - dvidešimt treji. Jau dabar ieškau įvairių pyragų receptų internete ir inspiracijų / idėjų dovanoms. Beje, Iiro gimtadienį švęsime tatuiruočių salone, nes jis darysis ketvirtą tatuiruotę savo gyvenime, su coca - cola ir kitais saldžiais dalykais, kad abiem bloga nepasidarytų, haha. Taigi per tokius ieškojimus, surfinimus internete atradau vieną tinklaraštį apie Olandiją ir vieną labai pralinksminusį įrašą: You know you've been in The Netherlands for too long when... Skubu pasidalinti dalykais, kurie man jau tapo būdingi ir kasdieniai.
You know you've been in The Netherlands for too long when...
3/ Walking from your faculty to the cafeteria has become unimaginable. You take your bike, even if it’s for 50meters
4/ Eating 7 slides of bread for lunch doesn’t scare you anymore
5/ By the way, you stopped eating warm lunch. You just eat bread
9/ You got used to trance and electro music
13/ You think ducks are cute
16/ You know winter stops in May, and not March as everywhere else
17/ You don’t remember what a moutain looks like
18/ You still don’t know how to speak Dutch. But your English has improved
20/ You never go out without your bike lights
26/ You don’t even bother to ask “do you speak English?”, you just speak English right away
30/ Paying 6€ for a meal in the cafeteria seems normal
31/ You know how to repair a bike
34/ You know what it is being late and having to wait for a boat to cross the bridge
35/ You can drink milk at any time of the day
36/ Sometimes, you only drink milk as lunch
39/ For you something sweet means straubwaffels
41/ Being tall gets a new meaning
42/ Blonde is back to being a hair-color, not a concept
43/ You have 4 seasons in one day
44/ You can start a mail to your teacher who happens to be a doctor by “yo, wassup doc” (exaggeration can get the message through)
45/ You think that paying to use the toilets is normal
46/ You know that kapsalon is not a typical turkish dish, but a hairdresser
48/ You find it easier to find a good joint that a good coffee
49/ You have the AH bonus card (Albert Hijn supermarketas, Kotryna pasakė, kad duoda nemokamai)
50/ Your windows have no curtains, and you don’t care
51/ If your windows have curtains, you don’t use them, and just don’t care who might be looking at you
52/ For you, light rain is not rain
53/ Professors write a “well done” comment in your assignment and still grade you with a 6
55/ 10°C is warm enough to wear a short or mini skirt
56/ You can ride your bike in the rain, wind and even snow
58/ you can ride your bike wearing skirt (if you’re a girl), a suit or even high heels (if you’re a girl)
59/ You start having strong opinion even if you vaguely know the topic
60/ You “wash” the dishes with soap without rincing them
61/ “Alstublieft and dank u wel” are the only dutch words you know
62/ You aren’t surprised anymore that the disco closes at 4 (but it still pisses you off)
63/ You learn to bike without using your hands on the handle
64/ You go to the market and you only buy the stuffs that fit in you bike
65/ Riding a bike and driking coffee/smoking/eating lunch at the same time is not a problem any more
66/ You reformulate the saying “if you drink, don’t drive” by “if you drink, don’t ride”
67/ You’ve been asked where the coffeeshop is
72/ You wait for the light to go green before crossing the street, even if there is no car
73/ You sometimes eat only with a spoon
74/ You tried fried fish from the caravans at least once
75/ You clap the lecturer (just because he’s been speaking for 2 hours)
76/ You run to Albert Heijn at 21.55 to get some beer for the party that night
77/ Trees planted in straight rows/ aka the forest/ seems normal
88/ You need an appointement to talk with your friends. Or your mother
(Taip yra todėl, kad olandai labai mėgsta susitikimus. Ypač universitete, iškilus menkiausiam klausimui)
89/ You enjoy making tourists jump off the bike path.
90/ You paid more for the lock of your bike than for the bike itselft
91/ Real bread? You’ve made your peace with it. It doesn’t exist
92/ You know that the Netherlands doesn’t have a special dish. They just fry everything
93/ You know getting a couch will be difficult because it doesn’t fit through the door. Windows maybe?
96/ when the sun pops up all your Dutch friends are wearing beach flip flops
Dideli langai ir užuolaidos, kurios mums nėra reikalingos / Huge windows & curtains, which are not necessary for us.
Ilgas įrašas, kurio tikriausiai neperskaitysit, bet mane priverčia šypsotis ir linkčioti galva - tiesa tiesa.
